Thursday, July 21, 2011

Is There Anything Better Than Alcohol?

Quickly, form a list in your mind of the things that are better under the influence of teh booze:
1.  Sex
2.  Social Interactions
3.  Text Messaging
4.  Phone Calls
5.  Driving
6.  Singing
7.  Singing while driving

Last time I got hammered, I stuck it in my girl's pooper.  Top that bitches.

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